收到這轉寄的電郵, 看了後對著電腦螢幕傻笑. 很有意境, 但不禁自問 [婚姻對男人而言,真是墳墓?]
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
--- David Bissonette
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
--- Sacha Guitry
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
--- Socrates
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want?
--- Dumas
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
--- Sigmund Freud
'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.'
--- Sam Kinison
'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'
--- James Holt McGavra
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....
--- (N)Bash J
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
--- Henny Youngman
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'
First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
